koalakids Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 Bruce the Sheep Farmer buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination. The guy doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and will lie down and wallow in the grass. The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep himself. So, he loads the sheep into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to bed. The next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the truck again. He drives them out to the woods, has sex with each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back, and goes to bed. The next morning he wakes to find the sheep still just standing around. One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day having sex with the sheep and upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed. The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the sheep. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass. "No," she says, "they're all in the truck and one of them is honking the horn."........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KazzE Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 I don't get it:unsure: O my goodness yes I do:embarrassed: I am in shock, that's so rude:twitcy: :biglaugh: not really, good one koalakids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alimal Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 Thanks for the joke - it made me smile.:smile: (Had a rotten day) alimal (ali) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hays Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 LOL, made me chuckle!:yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KP Nuts Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 Are You Sure He Was An Aussie An Not Welsh..... Mr KP Nut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jonseywife Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 Are You Sure He Was An Aussie An Not Welsh..... lol KP.... and he's name was DAN !!!!!!!!!!!! :biglaugh::twitcy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KP Nuts Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 lol KP.... and he's name was DAN !!!!!!!!!!!! :biglaugh::twitcy: Oi NO i dont mention name's an i really was'nt thinking of Dan, well not in that way, he's been a bit quiet aint he???????????????????? Mr KP Nut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hays Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 he's name was DAN !!!!!!!!!!!! he was a showgirl, with yellow feathers in his hair and a dress cut down to there all together now at the copa copacabana, the hottest spot north of havana........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KP Nuts Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 he's name was DAN !!!!!!!!!!!! he was a showgirl, with yellow feathers in his hair and a dress cut down to there all together now at the copa copacabana, the hottest spot north of havana........ Right that's Enough, he aint here to defend himself, so 1 more Quip an i'll start posting on the bloke's thread with a Vengance...... Mr KP Nut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hays Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 he's name was DAN !!!!!!!!!!!! Right that's Enough, he aint here to defend himself, so 1 more Quip an i'll start posting on the bloke's thread with a Vengance...... Mr KP Nut. OOOO!!!! fighting talk!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jonseywife Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 No wonder Dan has been quiet on here lately... what with all those sheep to tend !!!!!!!! (You know you wanna laugh KP.. admit it !!!) :biglaugh::biglaugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hays Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 his name was dan, he was a showgirl, but that was 30yrs ago when they used to have a show, now its disco, but not for dan still in dresses he used to wear, faded feathers in his hair.......................awwww poor dan:sad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scarletfever Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 Ahh.......I see.............okay, no worries, prepare for the backlash you load of gits!!:twitcy: I'm not around for a few days and THIS is what happens.:biglaugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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